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Felix Thibodeau

No party listedFirst-time candidate

Clerk

Felix Thibodeau ran for U.S. House Michigan District 7 in 2026. This is their first run for office.

From the candidate’s public filings

Background

Felix Thibodeau's career experience includes working as a clerk.[1]

In their own words

Who are you? Tell us about yourself.

I am nobody. I’m the clerk at your local corner store. I’m the guy you see walking his dog. I’m more than likely the one lending you a hand if I can, but I’m also the guy who second guesses himself and regrets it. I’m good to help you move and I don’t expect you to pay me after, maybe a cold beer, but keep your cash. I have a big body and I’m 5’11 so if you need something heavy lifted or something from a moderately high shelf I will assist. I’m a worker just trying to get by and provide for my family. I value my community and want the people around me to have a better today than they did yesterday. And I look at the waste, fraud, and abuse carried out through all levels of government around me, and I am sickened. Every two years we are convinced by people who tell us they are smarter than us, that they know what’s best for us. We are shouted at by parasites in suits, who couldn’t handle an hour of real labor let alone a whole lifetime, that they alone can help. Meanwhile, every day we all work our asses off and do what we can to get by, while things slowly get worse for us. Then these parasites try and tell us it’s too hard to fix anything! But with more time and experience, they can really figure out solutions. Then they spend a lifetime lining their pockets with the money we made them. I’M PISSED OFF. I’m exhausted and I just clocked in. I’m just an average American worker; struggling to get by and disgusted by the state of things.

Please list below 3 key messages of your campaign. What are the main points you want voters to remember about your goals for your time in office?

Life is too hard for the average person. From the day we're born to the day we die, we spend entirely too much to get entirely too little. The Working Class must unite to dismantle the incentives that contribute to our demise.Land is an incredibly valuable thing, and we are lucky to live on some of the most valuable land in the world. Its value is not in the profit which could be extracted from it, but in what it provides back to us. The Working Class has been removed from the land and made to destroy it for people who hate it.Liberty has been gifted to us free of charge. We accept it as necessary and obvious, and we take it for granted. As the structures we assumed would stand forever begin to crumble, taking our liberties with them, it is time we remember what it means to fight for Life, Land, and Liberty.

What areas of public policy are you personally passionate about?

I'm passionate about the little things. The minor headaches that you can't even articulate are wrong. The thrumming heartbeat of discontent that drives you fuckin crazy. I want people to be spared the indignity of dying by 1000 papercuts.

I'm interested in building transportation so reliable you could set your watch to it. In healthcare so accessible we actually make America healthy. In education so good our citizens are never conned into supporting silver tongued politicians again. In treating the land so well it actually starts to heal. In caring for other people so genuinely they have no choice but to care back. I'm interested in conserving what make this country great, and fixing what makes it shit.

On the 2026 ballot

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Compiled from the candidate’s published profile as of September 30, 2026.

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